Southern 
                    100 Road Races - 8th - 11th July 2002
                  Sunday 
                    7th
                  Loaded 
                    the Awning in the M.Benz on Sunday afternoon with The Wad 
                    and headed off to the Billown circuit in Castletown to nab 
                    a good spot in the Paddock……… wanted to 
                    get in a corner somewhere, as near to the road as possible 
                    so as to keep on the minimum amount of grass and to be able 
                    to tie the Awning down using some of the posts in the field……… 
                    managed to this and as there was only a slight breeze blowing 
                    we had it up 'toute suite'……… even had some 
                    second hand sheets of plywood down an that, and it was looking 
                    all 'factory'……… then it was off back to 
                    Peel to load the bikes and the rest of the kit in the van…… 
                    Ready for the off. Then it was back down to Castletown Football 
                    Clubhouse in me rust bucket of a car to sign on, lap of the 
                    course, briefing etc etc etc……… As always, 
                    have set myself targets for this meeting, and again, the first 
                    one is to stay on the bastard, and the other two, which won't 
                    be easy…… but you have to aim high, as they say……… 
                    is to be the best Newcomer in my class, and to try and join 
                    the exclusive 'ton up club'…… by lapping the course 
                    at an average of 100mph…… This equates to a 2 
                    minute 33.0 second lap. I've never fancied the place to be 
                    honest, but I need the experience and its me Team Managers 
                    local track and he loves the place…… apparently 
                    it's one of the hardest road races you can do…… 
                    no time for a rest, and balls out all the way round…… 
                    a lot harder than doing the TT course apparently………mmmmmmmm.
                  I'd been 
                    down circulating the course the week before on the Road & 
                    Track Motorcycles R6 Yamaha for quite a few laps and hoped 
                    that I had a pretty good idea on where I was going, though 
                    it is a different track when you can use the whole road…… 
                    But now the time had arrived to have a go for real………… 
                    oooeerrr missus.
                  Monday 
                    Night 8th
                  Arrived 
                    at the circuit in what I hoped would be plenty of time, as 
                    it had been straight from work, should have really thrown 
                    some holidays in, but a bit late now, so started earlier and 
                    finished earlier than normal…… Top Spannerman, 
                    The Wad, and Team Manager, Chris, met me there and we unloaded 
                    the van, But left No 2 bike in it as I have decided to just 
                    concentrate of setting my No1 bike up…… hard enough 
                    doing one, never mind two…… Also had another Spannerman 
                    coming in the shape of fellow Jurby regular Stu Bainborough……… 
                    so hoped that between myself and the gruesome twosome, we 
                    would have it sorted……… The weather looked 
                    like it was going to hold up, although there was a few dodgy 
                    looking clouds up there……… fingers crossed 
                    that it would stay dry…… because if it didn't 
                    my arse might go 'pop' and I would have to seriously consider 
                    if I would go out in it.
                  Current 
                    circuit lap record holder, Blair Degerholm, came to see me 
                    and I had a word on him about suspension, and he told me to 
                    back things off, there are that many settings its unbelievable…… 
                    and I'm running a Penske rear shock on my No1 bike, which 
                    aren't that popular (probably because they're the most expensive), 
                    so I told him that I had backed everything off about 4 turns 
                    (clicks) each…… High speed damping, slow speed 
                    damping, compression and rebound damping…… still 
                    can't get my head round most of it…… anyway, I 
                    don't think Blair realised how hard I usually have the rear 
                    shock and these minor adjustments would to prove pretty scary 
                    later on…… but he did say that the bike will be 
                    slapping all the way round and just to get on with it……… 
                    mmmmmmmm……… again.
                  Got the 
                    bike, fettled (so I thought) and the boys put it through scrutineering, 
                    then it was on to the holding area…… I decided 
                    to leave the tyres I had on from my previous outing, so as 
                    to keep my head in check…… I thought that with 
                    already worn rubber on (the rear had done 60 laps at Oulton 
                    and Jurby), it would help keep me to a sedate enough pace 
                    and help me learn the track instead of going hell for leather 
                    and jumping off somewhere…… also wasn't going 
                    to use my tyre warmers, which would force me to have a couple 
                    of slowish laps to get them up to temperature… have 
                    to remind myself how little roads experience I've done……… 
                    but I was still planning on going 'pretty handy, like'……
                  Was a 
                    tad worried on the gearing of the bike, as most people have 
                    told me it was what you use at the TT, only go one tooth extra 
                    up on the back sprocket…… but I went with what 
                    Jason Griffiths had told me, which was completely different, 
                    but Jason being Top Man around this circuit…… 
                    if he didn't know, who would…… I had my fingers 
                    crossed that it would suit me……
                  The first 
                    8 minutes of the first practise session was going to be untimed, 
                    and then for the last 10 minutes they stick a board out to 
                    indicate a timed session is in progress…… lets 
                    you know to get your finger out an that…… Lined 
                    up for my practise session, for the Senior Race, in my snazzy 
                    orange Newcomers bib…… was gutted, feel like a 
                    proper herbert with one of those on……… (was 
                    held for an extra ten minutes than we should have been in 
                    the holding area, must have been an incident in the classics 
                    practise somewhere)……… was probably one 
                    of the first 5 out on the road, had the lap timer on the bike 
                    up and running, and Chris had the timer beacon with him so 
                    I could have a looksee at how I was doing…… had 
                    to do one complete lap before I tripped it and into the second 
                    lap I upped the pace a tad…… the bike and gearing 
                    felt good up until I got to Ballanorris (Joey's Gate)…… 
                    where there, and after Ballabeg, all the way to cross four 
                    ways it was trying to have me off…… I was getting 
                    chucked around all over the place every lap, and it was friggin 
                    scary to tell you the truth…… on about the third 
                    lap, as it was happening again, I was thinking……… 
                    if this is what its like doing the Manx GP, then you can shove 
                    it up your arse!…… The suspension was WAY too 
                    hard and I totally never enjoyed the experience and I had 
                    been taking it steady as well…… rolling the throttle 
                    in loads of paces and braking really early…… god 
                    knows what its going to be like when I start going faster…… 
                    Lap timer indicated, (confirmed by Chris's stopwatch) that 
                    I had just dipped under 2' 44 secs…… not bad considering…… 
                    Had been following John Crellin and on the smooth bits, he 
                    was 'toast', but as soon as we got out the back on the bumps 
                    he pulled easily 800 yards on me… back on the smooth 
                    bit up to Church Bends, and I reeled him back in before we 
                    got to Castletown Corner. Realised my worse nightmare, when 
                    I hit a false neutral into Ballabeg Hairpin……… 
                    cruuuunnnnchhh………… shite! then Big 
                    H went between me and the wall…… Jesus, he was 
                    close…… Got round ok though, managed 6 laps in 
                    total before the session ended, including the 'in' and 'out' 
                    laps…… got back to the Awning, arms pumped, sweating 
                    cobs, hard work that…… Also my finger was starting 
                    to hurt a lot……
                  Dave Black 
                    came over to see me and I explained that I was struggling…… 
                    he told me to back everything off and just run on the coil 
                    spring on the rear shock for the next session, to see how 
                    that went, that meant instead of going down 2 clicks on all 
                    the settings at a time it was approx 22 in the one go…… 
                    checked the sag as well, refuelled, and it was back through 
                    scrutineering for the 600 race practise…… wasn't 
                    long before I was back on the circuit, and straight away I 
                    noticed that the steering was a lot slower, bloody thing just 
                    didn't want to turn as easy as it did………bollocks…… 
                    something else to combat. Was still be extra cautious, as 
                    this was still a learning curve……… Out the 
                    back of the course though, it was a lot better…… 
                    it soaked up the bumps more and I managed to knock 4 seconds 
                    off my lap time, which went down to a 2'40.1, only 7 seconds 
                    away from the magic mark of 2'33.0…… though those 
                    7 seconds won't be easy to find, I know I can knock a few 
                    off, by getting on the throttle earlier and braking later…… 
                    but that'll come hopefully…… still have to get 
                    the suspension right, otherwise I'll be pissing against the 
                    proverbial wind…… Blacker adjusted my rear rebound 
                    damping another couple of clicks and said to try that…… 
                    so I was gonna……
                  Had 
                    to go through scrutineering again, for my last session, again 
                    for the Senior race and was hoping this time to get into the 
                    39's or 38's…… but unfortunately, only managed 
                    one flying lap as my visor misted up and sweat ran into my 
                    right eye and I couldn't see properly…… so toured 
                    back to the pits, noticed that there was a big crowd out watching…… 
                    checked the old lap timer and I had managed another 2'40.6 
                    but was hoping for better…… But I was not messing 
                    about between stone walls when I can't see properly…… 
                    Pulled in and let the bike cool down…… so, only 
                    14 laps in total, know that I can go much faster, just have 
                    to have the bike handling a lot better…… decided 
                    on putting a new rear tyre in, left the front as it was, as 
                    it should be ok. Packed everything up, and went to find Dave 
                    East, the bloke who was straightening my wheels as he had 
                    brought them back over with him…… turns out the 
                    wheels were 'Bob on', it was the discs that were dodgy…… 
                    and as I had put my second hand discs on and I still had the 
                    handling problem, I thought it must be the wheel, but those 
                    disc were also warped……… treats. Anyway, 
                    ready for tomorrow (ish) Home, shower Zeds………ZZZZZzzzzzz………
                  Tuesday 
                    9th
                  The sun 
                    was shining and for a change it looked like it was going to 
                    be a top night… hardly a breath of wind, Before I arrived 
                    in the paddock, thought that I would give the boys at V&M 
                    a ring seeing as how I'm a 'factory' rider (I wish)……… 
                    and spoke to their head race mechanic, Paul, who couldn't 
                    have been more helpful…… he gave me all the suspension 
                    settings, ride height, front and rear sag measurements (new 
                    one on me) etc etc…… that Jim Moodie had used 
                    to win the Junior TT…… if its good enough for 
                    Jimbo, its good enough for me…… got the bike out 
                    of the van, and me and the Wad set about adding all these 
                    settings to the bike, loads of clicks here, there and everywhere 
                    and we soon had it done, (as close as we could get anyway)… 
                    Then the Wad in his wisdom, decided to change the 'Steam Packet' 
                    sticker on the front of my bike to 'Steam Racket', after I 
                    had whinged to him about having to run it…… They 
                    have refused twice to help me out on sailings, and I venture 
                    across the wet bit more than most, so I was under protest 
                    about having to run it on my bike…… they might 
                    sponsor the meeting, but they don't sponsor me…… 
                    funny how you never seem to get a ticket for the price they 
                    advertise on the radio either…… you all know where 
                    I'm coming from. Stu turned up, and he and the Wad put the 
                    bike through scrutineering again…… was first out 
                    tonight at around 6-15pm…… was gonna try and stand 
                    on the pegs this time around the back of the circuit on the 
                    bumpy parts…… went handy enough like, straight 
                    from the off, but unfortunately it was shaking its head pretty 
                    badly again, and it was sending a wobble all the way through 
                    the bike, especially on the bumpy part through Williams Bend…… 
                    this making it really difficult to change direction…… 
                    not too handy that then…… this was forcing me 
                    to hold on tighter and the dreaded arm pump reared its ugly 
                    head again…… noticed the lap timer had indicated 
                    in the 2'39 bracket for two laps, but knowing that I wouldn't 
                    go quicker, decided to pull in…… I was thinking 
                    that it must be my steering damper that was set too tight 
                    and it was upsetting the handling, so I knocked it back a 
                    couple of clicks as soon as I got back to the Awning. Only 
                    managed 4 laps and I was really knackered, hard work again 
                    that, and because the weather was so warm and very little 
                    wind (unusually)…… I was cooked…… 
                    the 'team' got the necessary jobs done and it was back down 
                    to scrutineering, this time taking the Jenny and tyre warmers 
                    with them, I know we get a warm up lap, but it was one less 
                    thing to worry about…… left it in the holding 
                    area to get up to temperature.
                  Got ready 
                    and returned to the bike, noticed a sticker saying 'row 6 
                    centre', as I had 'qualified' 18th on the grid…… 
                    not bad out of about 40, happy enough with that…… 
                    settled on the dummy grid and then it was off for the warm 
                    up lap…… decided against wearing my orange Newcomers 
                    Bib, I asked did I have to wear it and they said if I didn't 
                    want to I didn't have to…… so that was binned…… 
                    got to my spot and we weren't held that long, lights changed 
                    to green and we were offski……… this was 
                    the moment I was dreading the most…… the first 
                    2 corners, where 40 odd bikes would be vying for position…… 
                    the sun was pretty blinding, I got a good start, but somebody 
                    on a big Ducati 996, bogged down in front of me and I had 
                    to roll the throttle…… bollocks…… 
                    lost the places I had made up, but at first corner went around 
                    the outside of a few and made a couple back…… 
                    haired down to the Iron Gate and watched as all the bikes 
                    fanned out and there was a load of dust and shite chucked 
                    up…… thought that this was the place where if 
                    something was going to happen…… it would here…… 
                    thankfully, everyone got through cleanly…… and 
                    pretty much all settled into a 'train type' formation…… 
                    the first lap went by steadily enough as everyone was settling 
                    in to position, noticed that the bike was better than it had 
                    been, but wasn't going as fast as I could have been, so was 
                    waiting to see on that one…… made up a place at 
                    cross four ways and just got my head down and managed to reel 
                    in a bloke on an red Gixer thou.. he was a right twat to pass…… 
                    he pulled a huge amount on me on the start/finish straight, 
                    and the straight down to the Iron Gate…… but I 
                    had reeled him back in by the time we got to Ballawhetstone, 
                    tailed him through there and he was definitely holding me 
                    up, even more so after Billown Dip where I nearly ran into 
                    the back of him…… he lost loads of drive, and 
                    I went past only for him to blast straight back past me. My 
                    bike was slapping a bit through here and the brakes could 
                    have been better into cross four ways, where I had to pump 
                    them because the front end was slapping that much that it 
                    was forcing the brake pads back into the calipers…… 
                    managed to nip up his inside but he blasted past again…… 
                    was getting held up every lap and it was the same old story 
                    out on the bumpy bits around the back…… this enabled 
                    Alan 'Bud' Jackson to get past me on his 750, and he went 
                    underneath this guy on the Gixer at Billown Dip…… 
                    I rolled the throttle, cos I was going to be ready for the 
                    worst, but he got through…… nearly ran into the 
                    back of this geezer again, and went around him only for him 
                    to come back past…… getting sick of this… 
                    still, didn't want to be involved in any short circuit type 
                    manoeuvres…… if it had been on one of those, I 
                    would have had him long ago and been gone by now…… 
                    overshot cross four ways a bit meself on one of my efforts 
                    to get past, and Dave Madsen Mygdal and Jeff Tansley got past 
                    me…… started to have a great dice with them, all 
                    three of us getting held up by this bloke on the red Suzuki…… 
                    Nearly got T-Boned by Tansley at Castletown Corner, but as 
                    soon as he showed me his front wheel I sat up and let him 
                    through…… passed each other so many times I lost 
                    count…… them getting past me more often than not 
                    as I wobbled round Ballabeg Hairpin…… nearly lost 
                    the front twice on separate laps, when my front wheel hit 
                    a small grid in the road and nearly put me in the bales…… 
                    good job it was only at about 5mph…… really started 
                    to enjoy it and it was really good fun…… would 
                    have been more so had we managed to get this bloke on the 
                    Suzy away from us…… at one time we crossed the 
                    start line four abreast…… must have been good 
                    to watch…… The Marshall's were on the road at 
                    Ballakeighan Corner (the first one) waving the yellow flags 
                    like hell…… turns out there was two down, I backed 
                    off more than most I reckon, as there were bits of bike and 
                    Marshalls on the road, but soon got my head back down and 
                    carried on…………… couldn't believe 
                    it when the last lap flag came out a while later and were 
                    we all still in a group of four…… thought I had 
                    at least another 3 laps to do…… was wondering 
                    where I was going to have a go at these blokes, but decided 
                    against doing anything stupid, and bide my time…… 
                    we were still the same position wise and I was lurking in 
                    case there was pieces to pick up, as it had happened that 
                    many laps on the spin that I thought Tansley would be having 
                    a go at the two in front on the brakes into Castletown Corner, 
                    where he nearly T-Boned me…… so I sat back and 
                    watched and waited……… nothing much happened 
                    till we got there and I went as wide as I possibly could to 
                    try and drive up the inside to the line, but we all finished 
                    in the positions we had been in…… with only a 
                    second covering the four of us…… Pulled off the 
                    road to go back to the paddock and was told to go into the 
                    holding area…… I was hot and knackered and wondering 
                    'What the f**k have I done now' got off the bike leaned it 
                    up against the gate and was told that I had got 3rd…… 
                    I said 'You What!!!………' I forgot that there 
                    was a 600 class and I had come home 3rd………… 
                    you beauty!…… then it dawned on me that if I would 
                    have tried an out braking manoeuvre on Tansley I could have 
                    got 2nd……… Jeff came over to me with a huge 
                    smile on his face and shook my hand, saying 'brilliant race 
                    that, brilliant'…… he was right…… 
                    it had been nice and steady and most of all safe…… 
                    apart from the bloke on the red Suzuki wobbling all over the 
                    place and blocking the three of us all the way round, but 
                    still……… Stu phoned the Wad and told him 
                    to get his arse over to the podium as I was going on it, as 
                    he was waiting back at the Awning, he never realised I had 
                    finished 3rd either (although it was 17th overall)…… 
                    Wheeled the bike onto the Podium and sat on it with Darren 
                    Lindsay (who won) and Jeff Tansley, said to Darren that I 
                    should have left my orange bib on, that would have been a 
                    goodie………loads of people were taking photographs 
                    and all I wanted to do was get out of my leathers…… 
                    and there was me sitting with the 'Steam Racket' sticker on 
                    the front of me bike ……Ho Ho Ho… I was wondering 
                    if anyone would spot it……… and it surely 
                    was……… and low and behold it was Paul Phillips 
                    who noticed first…… you just can't get one past 
                    him!…… was pretty pleased to have finished 3rd 
                    in my first Southern 100 race……… won prize 
                    money of twenty quid as well……… bargain! 
                    Checked my lap timer and had my best time down to 2' 36.97, 
                    so over three seconds quicker than before…… and 
                    less than 4 secs away from the ton up barrier.
                  The bike 
                    was indicating 116 C so Stu pushed it back to the Awning, 
                    the whole team was chuffed and we left the bike to cool down…… 
                    and later on loaded everything back in the van. Happy with 
                    today's events, a podium, a new PB and still know I can go 
                    loads quicker if I can get the handling sorted…… 
                    Then it was home, shower, bed…… ready for tomorrow…
                  Wednesday 
                    10th
                  Left work 
                    and arrived at the paddock as early as I could, the Wad was 
                    already there…… so we unloaded the bike and set 
                    about doing the necessary…… wanted to try different 
                    brake discs for tonight as my ones have had the rivets 'popped' 
                    which makes them rattle on the rotors and you would think 
                    there was something wrong with them…… but not 
                    so, its something V&M do to them…… but I wanted 
                    to try 'solid' ones to see if I could minimise the way the 
                    pads were getting pushed back. Changed the compression damping 
                    another click as I was sure the forks were bottoming out, 
                    cleaned the front pads up and the Wad put the bike through 
                    scrutineering, before hand changing the sticker on the front 
                    of the bike back to 'Packet'…… Wad said as soon 
                    as he got there he was swarmed by scrutineers and he got a 
                    semi bollocking……… word sure travels fast! 
                    Stu turned up again as soon as he could and we were all ready 
                    to go…… Was only out on the track once again tonight, 
                    and that was in the Total Oils Senior Race (Race 3 in the 
                    programme)……which was first out on the track again…… 
                    unfortunately for me there was no 600 class in this one, it 
                    was just an open race, so it was a case using it for extra 
                    practise.
                  Was again 
                    on the 6th row of the grid this time on the right hand side 
                    of the road…… the weather was nice again though 
                    slightly overcast, but it was ideal for racing…… 
                    less flies about when its like that……… Lights 
                    went from red to green and we were off again…… 
                    you can see how the leaders pull such a huge gap on the first 
                    lap because I had to roll the throttle all the way up to Ballakeighan 
                    Corner after initially getting another good start…… 
                    got good drive out and passed a few, but it was the same old 
                    story of follow my leader after Ballabeg and beyond……… 
                    was getting held up quite a bit but still managed to pass 
                    a couple and was settling in nicely…… was having 
                    a dice with Phil Gilder and was up to 13th place, which was 
                    pretty good…… and then approaching Ballakeighan 
                    for the 5th time was in two minds about trying a pass, which 
                    left my braking later than I wanted……… if 
                    it had been a short circuit I would have tipped her in, but 
                    after seeing Duckett and McFarland come to grief there yesterday 
                    decided on the safe option of the slip road………… 
                    Bollocks!! The first thought on my mind was that Lougher was 
                    now going to catch me on the road before the finish…… 
                    as he was only about 5 seconds away from catching me yesterday……hoped 
                    I'd get back before I lost a place but lost at least six…… 
                    Shit…… had to do a 6 point turn to get the bike 
                    facing in the right direction, then had to wait as some bikes 
                    went past, recognised three of them, John Crellin, Chris Dowling 
                    and Paul 'Big 'H' Hunt…… (was wondering what the 
                    hell 'H' was doing back that far, turns out he did the same 
                    as me)…… past Dowling straight away and nipped 
                    past Crellin before the Iron Gate, was concentrating on getting 
                    good drive out of corners, more than using short circuit type 
                    out braking manoeuvres to get past people, most of these boys 
                    have more experience round here than me……… 
                    but passed another at Cross Four Ways……… 
                    past Big 'H' as he toured towards the pits and caught up with 
                    another local, Mike Crellin on his R1…… he had 
                    the legs on me on the straights but I reeled him in out round 
                    the back section even though bike was still more unsettled 
                    over the bumps than I would have liked and was completely 
                    airborne at Billown Dip which sent me into a wiggle every 
                    lap…… sat in behind him and just followed him 
                    around…… couldn't see anyone in front of us, so 
                    decided on just sitting there and have a go on the last lap 
                    for that extra place…… My arms were that pumped 
                    after 8 laps I could hardly use the clutch………… 
                    crossing the line to start my 9th lap I saw them getting the 
                    last lap flag ready, which meant of course that Lougher and 
                    co were not that far behind…… now I was just wondering 
                    where it would be when he caught us……… was 
                    still up Mike's chuff by cross four ways and up to Church 
                    Bends, glanced behind and saw a bike……… 
                    assumed it must be Lougher and was concerned I would get in 
                    his way, but he never actually blasted past till Great Meadow, 
                    where I used the same line as him (and it had been different 
                    than the one I was taking) it was definitely smoother……… 
                    might have got lapped but at least I had learnt something 
                    and I didn't have to do another lap!…… me poor 
                    arms were swollen up like Popeye's…… I'm usually 
                    okay if I have a stretch after having arm pump, but unfortunately 
                    this was my only outing tonight……… I got 
                    to the finish 0.2 seconds behind Mike…… I had 
                    pulled alongside out of the last corner, but his extra cc's 
                    came into play and he out dragged me to the line …………… 
                    and I finished 16th. (third 600cc home again, no trophy this 
                    time though)…… Got back to the Awning and checked 
                    the lap timer…… had gone faster again at 2' 36.1 
                    with all the other laps being in the 36's or 37's, so not 
                    too bad…… another improvement…… apart 
                    from the lap I overshot, which was 2' 46.9……… 
                    I lost 10 seconds doing that and must have lost a few more 
                    trying to get back past people……… Lougher 
                    got lap and race records……… unbelievable 
                    the speed of that thing he's on……… know 
                    for sure that I would join the 100mph club with one of those…… 
                    they are soooo rapeedo……
                  The gruesome 
                    twosome set about the bike getting it ready for tomorrow, 
                    put new tyres on it etc etc…… and after it cooled 
                    down we lashed it in the back of the van. Went down to the 
                    Shore for a couple of halves, then it was back home, shower, 
                    bed……… ZZZZZZzzzzz………
                  Thursday 
                    11th July
                  Took the 
                    day off from work today as the racing was in the afternoon, 
                    as well as the boys from Pulrose Power Station (work), on 
                    their annual pilgrimage to Castletown, who said they'd be 
                    hanging off a wall somewhere cheering me on…… 
                    then on to the presentation afterwards to get…… 
                    very…… very drunk…… well, they picked 
                    a good day for it as it was well hot…… nice one…… 
                    left Peel in the van on me own, and got to the Awning in the 
                    paddock just after 11am…… Chris was first there 
                    and had 'opened up' so to speak…… damn handy that 
                    we haven't had to put the bloody thing up every day, we've 
                    had it pretty well anchored down and Chris had checked it 
                    every day, but it had stood up well, windy old spot down at 
                    Billown…… but not today it seems.
                  Then Wad 
                    turned up a few minutes later and Stuey just after twelve…… 
                    so we got the necessary done and out of the way…… 
                    bike through scrutineering and into the holding area, and 
                    tyre warmers on the new rubber, (I was using soft compound 
                    front and rear tyres this time)……… I was 
                    only out on the track once today and that just happened to 
                    be in the first race which was the 10 lap 250/600cc Race, 
                    I know I had finished 3rd in class in the Senior Founders 
                    Race, but this one was going to be so much harder with the 
                    top boys like Lougher, Farquhar, Griffiths etc etc…… 
                    using smaller machines this time……… My target 
                    for the day was a top ten spot…… but still wanted 
                    to hit the targets I had set myself by being best Newcomer 
                    (in my class) and hit that ton up lap……… 
                    no excuses about the weather hindering proceedings so I'd 
                    have to get my finger out.
                  The race 
                    was scheduled for 1-40pm, but we had to be at the bike in 
                    the holding area 15 minutes earlier, so got myself ready and 
                    had a few stretches…… the boys had the bike warmed 
                    up ready and it was tyre warmers off and we were ushered to 
                    the dummy grid area…… then it was off for the 
                    warm up lap…… Gave Chris the nod on the way past 
                    and tootled round the circuit, was getting a few waves from 
                    people that I knew, as I had time to see them, and spotted 
                    the Power Station crew at Castletown Corner…… 
                    couldn't miss em really. Lined up on my spot on the fourth 
                    row of the grid in the middle and waited for the lights to 
                    turn green……… they soon did and we were 
                    off…… not a bad start, was a little worried when 
                    Chris Palmer clouted the bike in front of me and bounced off, 
                    lucky they didn't have each other off……… 
                    again, there was that many bikes vying for position I just 
                    had to roll the throttle…… it must be ace being 
                    at the front and you can keep the power on for longer…… 
                    its all about a good start this racing lark…… 
                    rounded the first corner okay and screaming down to the iron 
                    gate, made up a couple of places and was up to about 8th …… 
                    still the first lap, as always, is the slowest one because 
                    of all the traffic and it's the one I don't like…… 
                    as it is all follow my leader and you have to trust that the 
                    bloke in front of you doesn't crash, cos you are just following 
                    his back wheel, and if he went down in front of you there 
                    would be nowhere to go and there would be loads of riders 
                    piling in before the marshals could even raise a flag……unfortunately 
                    its happened before…… the first lap is always 
                    a bit of a worry, but cautious, as reflected in the lap times, 
                    crossing the line for the second lap could see that it was 
                    Chris Palmer and Big 'H' ahead of me and passing Team Manager, 
                    Chris, who had my lap timer beacon it said 2'46.34 just shows 
                    you how the leaders can pull 15 or so seconds out of you on 
                    the first lap…… the bike was still wobbling all 
                    over the shop, much more than I would have liked again, and 
                    I was wishing I had knocked the steering damper back another 
                    notch or two, couldn't really try it, because I couldn't feel 
                    the clicks through my gloves to tell if I had done it or do 
                    it on the straights because the way the bike was I didn't 
                    want to take a hand off the bar…… passing Chris 
                    again, tripped my lap timer and I had posted a personal best 
                    of 2' 34.24, twelve seconds quicker than the first lap, the 
                    next two laps were in the 34's as well……was wishing 
                    someone had my pit board somewhere, especially when I noticed 
                    Palmers just after Castletown Corner, but hadn't organized 
                    anyone to do it, but know for next time……… 
                    was using more of the road this race, sometimes not meaning 
                    to especially through Williams Bend which is taken flat in 
                    5th gear and holding it pinned all through Billown Dip (if 
                    you haven't watched here before I don't think you'd be able 
                    to believe it could be done)……… changing 
                    up to 6th as you crest the hill on the approach to Cross four 
                    ways…… had a big wobble on here every lap as it 
                    was really bumpy, got passed at this spot by Phil Gilder, 
                    whom I knew was the boy to beat for the Best Newcomer title 
                    on his Honda…… shite, lost a place so tucked in 
                    behind him and followed…… really noticed how much 
                    better his bike was handling than mine as I did, he never 
                    seemed to be out of shape anywhere, when my bike was shaking 
                    its head and tiring me out…… Got to Ballabeg for 
                    about the 5th time and saw Ryan Farquhar come from the Colby 
                    direction and buggered off like a scalded cat…… 
                    he had obviously overshot, but kept my head down and was still 
                    consistently doing 2' 34 and 2' 35 laps……… 
                    I didn't know it at the time, but I was pulling a huge gap 
                    on the riders behind…… would have known this had 
                    my pit board been out, but carried on regardless…… 
                    every lap the Boys at Castletown Corner were waving like hell 
                    and I decided I would return the favour on the last lap…… 
                    crossing the line Farquhar was touring and knew he was going 
                    to pull in and I went past him thinking I had jumped up another 
                    place, not really the way you want to, but don't look a gift 
                    horse in the mouth…… Gilder had pulled away from 
                    me by this time and I was having a pretty lonely ride, all 
                    the while checking my lap timer to know if I was losing concentration…… 
                    damn handy piece of kit that. But was riding well within my 
                    limits all the way round, didn't want to have a scary moment 
                    and shit myself, but was still circulating it the 34's only 
                    just over a second away from the ton up barrier…… 
                    had the bike instilled a bit more confidence I would have 
                    pushed on a bit…… but priority was to get to the 
                    finish. Got to be said I was wondering when the last lap flag 
                    was going to come out as I had expected it for the last two 
                    laps and there was no sign. Damn pit board again…… 
                    its really hard to count laps when your racing…… 
                    eventually went over the line and there it was, so one more 
                    lap to go……… rounding Ballakeighan for the 
                    last time saw a back marker ahead and knew I wouldn't get 
                    him in time before the Iron Gate, and was worrying that he 
                    might hold me up longer than I wanted……… 
                    when we got there I was right up his chuff and made a move 
                    on him around the outside over the bridge into Ballanorris 
                    Corner (where Joey's Gate is)…… and the numpty 
                    pulled right across my front wheel…… shit!! Braked 
                    really hard to avoid him, the twat nearly had me in the hedge, 
                    and it put me off a bit to say the least, why do these things 
                    always happen on the last lap of the day…… hadn't 
                    had a moment all week up to then. He held me up all the way 
                    to Ballabeg…… I was wishing there was blue flags 
                    waving to warn him I was behind, but nipped up his inside 
                    and buggered off…… must confess, shouted at him 
                    on the way past…… though it was still nice to 
                    lap someone my first time here. Got to Stadium and flew in 
                    as normal and gave all the boys there a big thumbs up, and 
                    into the last corner was thinking about pulling a wheelie 
                    all the way to the finish line, but didn't in case I got a 
                    bollocking……… so got to the finish in one 
                    piece…… which I was well pleased about. Got back 
                    to the paddock and the team informed me I had finished 8th 
                    on the road…… 7th 600cc machine as Ian Lougher 
                    had finished 3rd on his 250 Honda, so had to be pleased about 
                    that as well. Was a little disappointed that I had been that 
                    close to my targets and never managed two of them…… 
                    I was one place off being the best Newcomer on a 600cc bike 
                    (Gilder had finished 7th)…… and according to my 
                    lap timer was 1.2 seconds away from the magical 100mph lap………. 
                    Had the bike been handling better, I would have done it for 
                    sure…… but there's always next year (if I do it 
                    again)……
                  Decided 
                    on not doing the invitation Championship Race and declined 
                    their kind offer, as its not much fun trying to stay with 
                    the big bikes on a 600 and so decided to call it a day and 
                    save my tyres (last set) and keep the bike mileage down for 
                    Jurby South Road Races on Saturday…… have to have 
                    a bigger bike for these Open events and a 1000cc GSXR Suzuki 
                    seems the way to go, so might be selling my No2 bike to get 
                    one, but lets get the other events out of the way first. Had 
                    a bit of a BBQ whilst we changed the bike to what I thought 
                    what be Jurby Road set up, different gearing etc and checked 
                    it all and gave it a good clean and then packed everything 
                    into the van.
                  Watched 
                    the last race will Chris, and one of our main sponsors Sean 
                    Beattie of S. Beattie Decorators, who has sponsored us for 
                    the past two seasons and it was a belter, was asked by so 
                    many people why I wasn't doing it, and would have done had 
                    I had a bigger bike, they had said they had only stayed for 
                    the last race to watch me, which I thought was pretty flattering.
                  All in 
                    all, a good week, gained valuable experience, and a few of 
                    the lads said that the TT course is a lot less taxing than 
                    the Southern, and is like a Billiard table compared to it, 
                    so I'm glad I've done it…… needed the road miles 
                    if nothing else. Stayed down South and get pretty drunk with 
                    the Team at the presentation and a good night was had by all, 
                    was even up on stage twice meself to collect my 3rd place 
                    trophy and £80 winnings!! Spotted Birthday Boy Ian 'Lucky' 
                    Lougher staggering up the road gone midnight, well pissed 
                    and so he deserved to be, 6 wins and a 2nd……. 
                    I reckon the most underrated rider there is, and I don't know 
                    how people think it, cos he's won everything…… 
                    everywhere! Seriously fast boy…… and absolutely 
                    top bloke.
                  Next up 
                    for me is Jurby Road on Saturday, and then not much else, 
                    a little bit worried that the bike hasn't done enough miles 
                    to warrant a rebuild, but will be due for one after practise 
                    week at the Manx GP………… so don't really 
                    know what to do about that……
                  So, tune 
                    in next time for another very exciting, beer money winning 
                    episode of……………… Tommy 
                    Clucas Racing.