Jurby 
                    Airfield, Isle of Man - 28th April 2002
                  ARA 
                    Championship - Rounds 5 & 6 - Jurby Airfield - (Clockwise)
                  Jumped 
                    in the van and headed for Jurby just after 9am…… 
                    Picked up my Spannerman on the way…… Jon 'The 
                    Wad' Wade, of Jon Wade Gardening Services (01624 844668) who 
                    was making a record third on the bounce appearance…… 
                    Top Man, and no mistake……
                  The 
                    journey up didn't take long and it was raining, but not much, 
                    the forecast (if it's worth listening to) had given showers 
                    throughout the day, but looking on the horizon could see that 
                    it was looking brighter up Jurby way…… so again 
                    was hoping that if it was going to be wet, it would stay wet, 
                    or stay completely dry, as I only had my No 2 Bike available 
                    as the No 1 bike is still at V&M in Manchester, it's all 
                    run in and ready to race but I couldn't get it over here…… 
                    and its putting out more power now than it was before…… 
                    Cooooooool…… But it didn't come cheap……… 
                    Boooooooo…
                  Picked 
                    my usual (ish) spot in the paddock and started to put my awning 
                    up, when that was done Wad put the bike through scrutineering, 
                    so next up was to sign on, and get the kit all checked, had 
                    to wear my old (repaired) leathers as me new ones were still 
                    at Sam's (Celtic Leathers) getting repaired. The sun had come 
                    out by now and there was blue skies, though it was well windy, 
                    which was blowing the dodgy clouds away, but was also blowing 
                    new ones over…… this bike already had my wets 
                    tyres on it so it looked like we'd be changing them. Got all 
                    the usual jobs done, and changed the wheels to the dry tyres…… 
                    sure enough, before the first practise session, it started 
                    raining, so had to put the wets back on. Went out to the start 
                    line and taped my lap timer beacon on to a cone, try and remember 
                    not to forget it this time……
                  Went 
                    out in my first practise session, did 4 laps, it was pretty 
                    cold, and had it sliding around a bit, had a problem with 
                    my visor steaming up, even though its got one of those Fog 
                    City Shields on it, that's the main reason I wear my dark 
                    visor even in the rain, (if anyone was wondering), it's the 
                    only visor I have that's got one on, the second reason is 
                    to hide my ugly mug. Had forgotten to set my lap timer to 
                    the proper settings so never got a time for practise, although 
                    it felt steady enough, though, not at all quick. Just before 
                    the second practise session, the wind suddenly picked up and 
                    then it hailed…… Jesus H. Christ did it come down…… 
                    so much so that they postponed the session till it ended, 
                    had to have a few of us holding the awning down, and it was 
                    strapped to the van!…… Was slightly worried that 
                    it was going to take off…… It soon passed though, 
                    and then the sun came out and with the wind that was blowing, 
                    it started to dry the track, but not the paddock, or the inside 
                    of my awning…… went out in my second session, 
                    still on my wet tyres, this time I tried a different visor 
                    and taped my nose up, with my foggy mask over the top, which 
                    seemed to do the trick, and also managed to up my pace. The 
                    track was drying up pretty quickly by this time and there 
                    were only a few damp patches left, most notably at the Hairpin 
                    and Snuffies……… By the time I pulled in 
                    I had already decided to change to my Supercorsa's. Changed 
                    the wheels with Wad, but decided against putting brand new 
                    rubber on, went instead for the set that had done 18 laps 
                    on at Oulton Park and 7 laps at Cadwell Park (approx 63 miles), 
                    usually, I wouldn't get much more out of a set, and would 
                    sell them as scrubs, but thought that in the conditions that 
                    we had, the pace wasn't going to be hot enough to warrant 
                    ruining a new set…… It's handy having more than 
                    one set of spare wheels. Had a few others come to see what 
                    tyres I was running, Robbie Black being the most subtle when 
                    he ripped me tyre warmer off and had a look…… 
                    Typical Laxey Booooyyyy…… Dessie Collins of Wilson 
                    & Collins tipped up and introduced me and my Team Manager, 
                    Chris, to top rider Blair Degerholm, a seriously fast boy, 
                    who, if there's any justice, will be back on a bike soon…
                  Was 
                    soon called for my first race, Race 1, Round 5 of the 1300 
                    Open Centre Championship, 10 laps, and again was on the front 
                    row, with Chris Heath, Paul Dedman and Rob Sells, must have 
                    been the first time Sellsy had been on the front row for the 
                    Centre Championship…… had two warm up laps, then 
                    the flag dropped, bogged the bike down a bit and lost a few 
                    places when Gary Carswell and Bruce Black came either side 
                    of me, but made it all back into the first corner, so much 
                    so that I went second behind Dedman with Heathy and Bruce 
                    going off the track and through the cones, but the buggers 
                    came back on the track ahead of me…… got in behind 
                    Heath and nearly hit him one the brakes at the hairpin, and 
                    again going round the Perimeter when I got the power on earlier 
                    than he did, thought he must have had a slide at the first 
                    corner and was taking it steady for the first lap, he pulled 
                    away from me on the straight, even popped a big wheelie…… 
                    Jesus that thing has got some power, went round Snuffies pretty 
                    handy, and into the Bus Stop had managed to pull in the gap, 
                    and the four of us had made a break for it, but to be honest, 
                    was struggling to get the feel for the bike, it is completely 
                    different to my No1 bike and it isn't set up at all, I've 
                    only really ridden it in the wet and not a lot either……… 
                    they started to pull a gap on me as soon as we got on the 
                    start/finish straight, but was going to try and pull a bit 
                    back on the brakes into the first crossover chicane, don't 
                    know what brake pads this bike has got, but there was no feel 
                    and it felt like I wasn't going to stop, so I still had the 
                    anchors on by the time I tipped into the corner, first thought 
                    was that I was going to hit the kerb…… but dodged 
                    it…… then I thought I was on the grass, but managed 
                    to dodge that…… bloody hell…… lost 
                    a lot of speed (and nerve) over that, close one…… 
                    might have something to do with changing the wheels, with 
                    different discs, and the pads hadn't bedded in properly…… 
                    by the time I got my head down the front three had pulled 
                    a good gap on me, as I rounded Nans and was coming out on 
                    to the Start/finish straight, there was a bloody cone right 
                    in the racing line, one of the boys must have knocked it onto 
                    the track…… not ideal…… haired down 
                    the straight, and again into the first corner on the brakes, 
                    the same thing happened, bloody bike wouldn't slow down quickly 
                    enough, so this time went for the safe option of overshooting…… 
                    that was it then, have to brake loads earlier than I normally 
                    do next time around, wasn't really enjoying it as I could 
                    see the front three buggering off into the distance, but knew 
                    I was in a comfortable fourth…… next time round, 
                    decided on giving this dodgy cone a wide berth by taking a 
                    different line, and as I did so it had moved again, and I 
                    only just missed it, couldn't friggin believe it hadn't been 
                    shifted…… wasn't happy, tried to signal to the 
                    officials on the line that there was sommat up back on the 
                    track, must have worked because it had gone a lap or so later……… 
                    had a steady ride till it started to rain again on the 9th 
                    lap and going down the back straight on the last one, it absolutely 
                    lashed it down, had a quick look behind and wobbled round 
                    the last few corners, must have only been doing 20mph, if 
                    that, would have been worth losing some places rather than 
                    falling off, but still managed to come home a comfortable 
                    4th…… Wasn't as happy as I should have been with 
                    the result the way things had went, and had I been on the 
                    other bike, I would have been a lot closer to the front, that's 
                    for sure…… although everyone had gone a lot slower 
                    than normal, the conditions were far from ideal… my 
                    fastest lap was a 1' 02.84…… which isn't all that 
                    impressive, could go quicker than that going to the shops. 
                    Was glad to get into the Awning and shelter from the rain……
                  Wasn't 
                    out again till Race 6 so me and The Wad, changed the wheels 
                    back to my wets, it was so typical that I didn't have the 
                    other bike with me, cos instead of changing wheels, all we 
                    would have normally done, would have been to warm either one 
                    of them up, one already fettled for the wet and the other 
                    for the dry…… Had everything ready, until the 
                    weather changed again…… It was rapidly drying, 
                    but looked like there was more rain in the air…… 
                    the wind was blowing the clouds so fast, it was changing every 
                    ten minutes or so……… so it was going to 
                    come down to a last minute decision, even jumped on me scooter 
                    and went to both ends of the track to see what it was like…… 
                    and it was wet one end, but pretty dry the other…… 
                    bollocks. Anyway, the race was called and I opted for full 
                    wets, had I had intermediates, they would definitely have 
                    gone on, but decided on the full wets, would be better than 
                    the dry's, hopefully the worst that would happen would be 
                    that I would banjo the tyres and not the whole bike by jumping 
                    off…… Sellsy was on full wets as well, but Norman 
                    had Inters on so thought that he would be the one to keep 
                    me eye out for…… So it was Round 5 of the Formula 
                    600 championship, 8 laps, was on the front row again, and 
                    on the warm up laps, knew that the tyres were going to be 
                    a problem, it was only really damp in two or three places, 
                    but if it got too bad, I'd just knock it off and cruise round 
                    for some points, anything is better than nothing…… 
                    we settled on the grid and then we were offski…… 
                    got similar start to every one else, but by the time we got 
                    to the first chicane I had hit the front, so got my head down 
                    and pulled a gap…… had a look behind after a couple 
                    of laps and knew that it was Sellsy in 2nd, but a few seconds 
                    back, so had a comfortable lead, now to just stay on the bugger…… 
                    Had a huge slide at the Perimeter section and the track was 
                    drying that quickly I knew my tyres were overheating, but 
                    carried on regardless, was still pulling away till on the 
                    last couple of laps when the rear tyre felt that bad it felt 
                    like it was flat, so knocked it off a tad and cruised to the 
                    finish……… quality…… 5 wins out 
                    of 5.. Got back to the paddock, and my rear tyre was absolutely 
                    wankered…… the front was pretty much okay though……
                    As I had expected, Norman had nabbed 2nd, Sellsy had slipped 
                    to 4th, his tyres were as bad as mine…… so first 
                    thing to do was to change back to the dry tyres……… 
                    again. Whilst doing so noticed a load of fluid down the right 
                    hand side of the bike…… looked like oil……… 
                    it was all over the engine casings and as far back as the 
                    footpeg……… shite.
                  Whipped 
                    all the fairings off with Wad, wiped it all down, but couldn't 
                    really tell where it was coming from, although found that 
                    the smallest hose from the water pump was leaking, so replaced 
                    the hose clip on that and started it up to build up a bit 
                    of engine pressure, to see if I could spot anything, looked 
                    and looked but couldn't see anything so tried to put it all 
                    back together……… had major problems getting 
                    the fairings back on, and was losing patience with it…… 
                    they had already called the next Centre Championship race 
                    and I still didn't have the fairings on or the wheels in……… 
                    bollocks, didn't help that I twisted my sore finger again 
                    and was kneeling in the puddles that were in the Awning, its 
                    at times like these you wonder why you bother…… 
                    could have done with more hands than we had…… 
                    Missed the Centre Championship race, which was a bitch, cos 
                    I'm lying 3rd overall at the moment, so that was points missed……… 
                    eventually managed to get it all back together, after a lot 
                    of effing and blinding, and during that race the weather was 
                    the best it had been all day…… bloody typical, 
                    bone dry and sunny but there was still a stiff breeze blowing…… 
                    Fitted a brand new set of SuperCorsa's for my last race of 
                    the day, the second Formula 600 event (Round 6) ……… 
                    but it pissed down again…… Jesus! I'm getting 
                    sick of this……… had no option to run a SuperCorsa 
                    on the rear, so left the new one on, was going to change back 
                    to the scrubbed one but the race had been reduced to 4 laps 
                    so thought that I wouldn't ruin it too much, but changed the 
                    front back to a full wet. As soon as we had it all done, the 
                    bloody sun came out again and was drying the track…… 
                    Struggled to get my glove on, my finger had swollen so much, 
                    which wasn't ideal to say the least, then was soon called 
                    to the holding area, parked next to Sellsy, he had SuperCorsa's 
                    on front and rear, while Norman still had his Inters on…… 
                    on the warm up lap, found that my clutch was slipping……… 
                    what a bastard! Knew I was going to struggle, as the only 
                    really damp bit was at Snuffies, but no choice now, was thinking 
                    back to when I had a wet front tyre on last year in the dry 
                    at Aintree, and I binned it when it overheated, must confess, 
                    I was a tad worried…… just wanted to get to the 
                    finish in one piece, but still really wanted to win it. There 
                    didn't seem to be many in this one, there had been a few that 
                    had tipped off throughout the day, and others had buggered 
                    off because of the conditions (and who could blame them, really 
                    makes you appreciate the Marshals and Officials on days like 
                    this). Got a pretty good start as I was first into the corner, 
                    but I think I was holding them up as I wobbled round the hairpin…… 
                    could feel the front pushing at every dry corner and was trying 
                    my hardest to be as smooth as possible, and to keep it as 
                    upright as possible, at the Hairpin on the second lap, knew 
                    there was someone up my chuff as I could here a bike behind 
                    me, must have been close if I could hear it, cos I had me 
                    earplugs in…… and it was a four stroke, so it 
                    must be Rob…… going down the home straight to 
                    start the third lap, Sellsy pulled along side me and obviously 
                    was going for an out braking manoeuvre into the first crossover 
                    chicane…… as I was on the inside line, that meant 
                    I'd be on a tight line…… not good with the tyre 
                    I had on, still, left the braking as late as I thought was 
                    safe, which meant to get past, Rob had to leave it later, 
                    but he went in too hot and had to overshoot, thought about 
                    following him, but didn't…… he stuck his hand 
                    in the air and came back on in front of me…… he 
                    looked behind and waved to say sorry, then I chased him down 
                    the back straight…… noticed into Snuffies where 
                    it was still damp, he was a lot more cautious than me, it 
                    was the only place on the track where I had the advantage, 
                    had another look into the Bus Stop, but thought next time 
                    round I'll line up a move on him at Snuffies…… 
                    He was getting the drive out of the corners better than me, 
                    but I was on his tail as we headed down the back straight 
                    for the last time……… as we approached Snuffies, 
                    he slowed like he did on the previous lap, and the door opened…… 
                    but I never took it…… to be perfectly honest, 
                    if I would have dived up his inside there, it definitely would 
                    have put him off line and he might have ended up on the grass…… 
                    and it was that wet, he'd never have saved it…… 
                    if I didn't know him, or it was for something a lot more important 
                    than just three points, I would have gone for it though…… 
                    but all the while, I was thinking 'Take the 12 points for 
                    2nd'…… had another look into the Bus Stop, but 
                    it was the same scenario, so, unless he made a mistake in 
                    the last part of the lap, I wasn't going to get past him, 
                    but he actually pulled away out of the last chicane, his bike 
                    is certainly fast, and he got to the line half a second ahead…… 
                    I would have taken 2nd before the race, with the oil leak, 
                    clutch slip, tyre choice etc…… but was still pretty 
                    disappointed, but you can't win em all…… there's 
                    no pleasing me it seems…… got to be happy that 
                    I've extended my lead in the 600 Championship. Pulled into 
                    the Paddock, and there was oil all over the place again, but 
                    thankfully not as far back as the rear tyre……… 
                    a few more laps and it might have been though, and I still 
                    couldn't tell where it was coming from……… 
                    triple bollocks. It was getting pretty late in the day by 
                    now, so loaded the van after I had lapped the circuit on me 
                    scooter looking for me brand new knee sliders that I had lost…… 
                    they'll last me a whole season, they will…… couldn't 
                    find them though………… bugger…… 
                    driving away from the circuit there wasn't a cloud in the 
                    sky…
                  Got 
                    back to Peel, and unloaded the van with The Wad, have to try 
                    and suss where this friggin oil is coming from, and get a 
                    new clutch in it, ready for going away this weekend…… 
                    I'm having a crack at the British Championship 600 Supersport 
                    at Oulton Park on Bank Holiday Monday…… will be 
                    well happy if I can qualify without any mishaps and then go 
                    for a top 30 position…… might sound crap that, 
                    but you have got no idea, and I mean no idea, how hard it 
                    is at that level…… especially for a still, green 
                    under the gills, muppet like me…
                  So, 
                    tune in for another very exciting, hopefully not raining, 
                    or finger twisting episode of…………… 
                    Tommy Clucas Racing.