Nogaro 
                    Trip - Winter Testing Programme
                  Friday 
                    15th Feb - Day 1
                  Had 
                    the van loaded on the Thursday night, and was taking everything 
                    that I would need for the next month, as my plan was to leave 
                    my van on the mainland at a mates house so that I could go 
                    just as a foot passenger on the ferry for the rounds at Brands 
                    Hatch on the 9th and 10th March, Mallory Park on the 17th 
                    March, and The Race of the Year at Mallory on the 24th March, 
                    then bring the van back for Jurby Rounds 1 & 2 at Easter 
                    (30th & 31st)…. To try and keep the travelling costs 
                    to a minimum…… So a busy time ahead, and no mistake……
                  There 
                    were 3 of us going on this trip…… myself, Juan 
                    Kinnish and Chris Sammons of Team CSR Ltd, who's services 
                    Juan has obtained for the British Championship he's contesting 
                    this year…… Sammo, (as he's known), is ex British 
                    Championship himself and is a damn handy rider, and all round 
                    top bike fettler, spanner twiddler and spares getter-er…… 
                    so a handy man to have in your corner.
                  Met 
                    Juan at the Sea Terminal for the 0900hrs Barge to Heysham…… 
                    He looked a tad tired, as he'd just returned from racing in 
                    New Zealand the previous night, cutting it a bit close I thought…… 
                    and here he was joining me for another trip and he had only 
                    been on the Island for about 12 hours…… A bit 
                    keen, not like your average Laxey Boy…… (you listening 
                    Nigel Beattie).
                  The 
                    ferry crossing was flat calm, which was great, especially 
                    since it was February, and as soon as we got off the boat, 
                    my phone rang and it was Sammo……… Drama 
                    before we had even begun……… The plan was 
                    that we were going to drive to Sammo's in Chesterfield, take 
                    all that we needed from my van and load it into his, which 
                    would already have Juan's bike and kit in it…… 
                    the reason we were taking Sammo's van was that it's got a 
                    towbar and his tyre fitting gear, compressor etc…… 
                    and we were going to take that along with a caravan Juan has 
                    been sponsored for the year from North Wales and drive down 
                    to Portsmouth and catch the ferry to Cherbourg in Northern 
                    France…… but the clutch in his van was slipping…… 
                    Disaster!…… so we couldn't take that…… 
                    Juan and I rang about 50 van hire places from Heysham Port 
                    and tried to hire a decent sized van with a towbar……… 
                    We found that this was not going to be easy as every van company 
                    that we tried didn't hire vans with towbars (for insurance 
                    reasons…… Apparently the van is insured, but not 
                    to tow anything) …… had no joy…… The 
                    yellow pages we were using was only for the Cumbria and the 
                    like area we were in… so we decided to go to Chesterfield 
                    through the Manchester area which would have a bigger choice 
                    of van hire companies ……… to make matters 
                    worse on the way to Manchester the exhaust broke on my van…… 
                    Christ! what next…… we pulled into Charlie Brown's 
                    Exhaust Centre in Salford, Manchester to get the exhaust fixed…… 
                    got it up on the ramp and found that the whole system was 
                    buggered……… bollocks…… got them 
                    to order one which they said they'd have within the hour, 
                    not much choice so I ordered it…… While we were 
                    waiting we used the yellow pages to phone some more van companies……… 
                    We eventually found a company that would hire us a small wheel 
                    based Transit with a towbar, not ideal, but we had to have 
                    our own Fully Comprehensive Insurance and to top it all they 
                    wouldn't let us take it out of the country anyway……… 
                    So that was that job F****d.
                  The 
                    exhaust arrived for the 'Benz', so we went for sommat to eat, 
                    then arrived back at around 5pm-ish hoping it would be ready………… 
                    No such luck!…… an exhaust bracket that holds 
                    two of the pieces together was a special (which they didn't 
                    have) and it had broken…… They had also been sent 
                    the wrong tailpipe!!!!!…… I reckoned somebody 
                    was trying to tell us something………… 
                    they eventually got it all together (including the old tailpipe) 
                    by around 6pm and while I paid for it they said they thought 
                    that the manifold gasket was on its way out.…. started 
                    it up and it was still noisy…….. drove to Sammo's 
                    and it was pretty loud inside the cab……. It was 
                    decided when we got there that we had no option to take my 
                    van to France minus the caravan, as mine has no towbar…… 
                    I said we had to look at the manifold then……… 
                    turns out there was a pinhole in the actual manifold so I 
                    bought some Holts Gun Gum and repaired the hole…… 
                    After we loaded all the stuff in the van, I started to get 
                    a little worried, because there was that much stuff in it 
                    I didn't think it was going to move!……… 
                    Stayed at Sammo's the night, (we had planned on driving down 
                    to Portsmouth and sleep in the caravan and wait for the ferry)…… 
                    Went to bed knackered ready for an early start in the morning………
                  Saturday 
                    16th Feb - Day 2
                  Got 
                    up early (6am-ish) Juan had a go of driving 'The Benz' to 
                    Portsmouth, its not the easiest van in the world to drive, 
                    and it was made harder that it was frosty and the windows 
                    were steamed up…… (it had no heater blower to 
                    clear the windows, as it had burnt out a few days before we 
                    went…… another reason I didn't want to take it)…… 
                    Had another small problem on the way down…… In 
                    our haste to fix the manifold in the dark with a torch the 
                    previous night, we had damaged the wires to the radio cassette 
                    player…… great, no sounds…… Made great 
                    time and arrived in Portsmouth at around 11am and while we 
                    waited for the ferry, I fixed the radio…… cool.
                  The 
                    ferry journey was about 5 hours and was uneventful (thankfully) 
                    arrived in Cherbourg at 6-30pm (7-30pm local time)…. 
                    Juan was still driving, filled her up with cheaper diesel 
                    and started South……… set the stopwatch to 
                    see how long it was going to take us…… Drove for 
                    nearly 3 hours, and arrived in Rennes, where we decided to 
                    stay the night…… Booked into a hotel in the centre, 
                    with the help of my French phrase book, twenty Euros each 
                    (about £13) not bad…… Juan was well tired, 
                    so me and Sammo went to a small bar across the road for a 
                    couple of swift halves…… really bizarre place… 
                    Pretty freaky these French you know…… didn't stay 
                    long and went to bed soon after midnight.
                  Sunday 
                    17th Feb - Day 3
                   
                    Forgot to put my alarm to local time, so we were an hour behind 
                    schedule, hit the road at 9-45am with me driving…… 
                    mostly toll roads, which were really great…… Drove 
                    for a couple of hours to Nantes…… then stopped 
                    to fill her up again and sommat to eat… Then Sammo had 
                    a go……… five and a half hours later (10 
                    ½ hours in total) we arrived in Nogaro and found the 
                    Paul Armagnac Circuit where we were going to do the testing…… 
                    960 miles from the IOM to here…… the boys were 
                    impressed with the van, I was amazed it got us there. Set 
                    the Awning up (Juan's new one) and we couldn't believe the 
                    amount of stuff that we unloaded…… There was tons……… 
                    went to the hotel across the road for something to eat, which 
                    wasn't great, then got our heads down ready for another early 
                    start, Juan and me in the van, Sammo in the Awning…… 
                    it turned bloody cold.
                  Monday 
                    18th Feb - Day 4 (Test Day 1)
                  Got 
                    up at 7am, it was bloody freezing, had been awake loads in 
                    the night, my nose was numb it was that cold, it was still 
                    dark, damp and misty…… Signing on was from 7-15am 
                    went to do that at about 7-30am…… Was the first 
                    one there……… so not too punctual then……… 
                    wasn't bothered, was thinking of the lie in I was going to 
                    have tomorrow……
                  We 
                    were supposed to be out on the track at 8-30 but the mist 
                    didn't lift till around 11am…… While we waited 
                    fettled the bike ready, took a note of all the suspension 
                    settings, so that I can have a reference point and replaced 
                    the split link in the chain to a rivet type one on the advice 
                    from Sammo (and with his help)….. had one ½ hour 
                    session before the 2 hour lunch break…… Just tootled 
                    round on the damp track trying to get my head round being 
                    on two wheels again as this was my first go for over 4 months, 
                    with an unfamiliar bike…… pulled in after 7 laps 
                    as my hands were that cold they were numb and my visor was 
                    steaming up……… Juan had the same problem 
                    with his old helmet, (he wrecked his good one in NZ) so he 
                    borrowed the spare one I had brought for the week……… 
                    we looked like 'Team Helmet' if you know what I mean……… 
                    During the lunch break I changed my gearing from 14/48 to 
                    14/47 as it was revving out in top down the long back straight, 
                    so it would be worse when it dried and I was going quicker. 
                    Had my new Lap Timer on for the first time, but hadn't set 
                    it up (didn't know you had to) but Sammo had a stopwatch on 
                    us both, only got me for one lap and I clocked a 2'03.1 in 
                    the damp conditions for the 2.259 mile circuit….. Juan 
                    had done a 2'00.5 Sammo nick-named the R6 'The Banshee' because 
                    he reckons it wails like one……… you can 
                    hear it coming, that's for sure……
                  After 
                    lunch the sun came out, but it was still cold and there was 
                    still plenty of damp patches on the newly re-surfaced track 
                    which made it pretty slippy. In my first afternoon session 
                    I had clocked a 1'51.2 and Juan had done a 1'46.5 wasn't too 
                    bothered at being a lot slower than him as he had just done 
                    12 days racing in New Zealand and was 'On it' as they say…… 
                    It all felt pretty weird to me, but knew that I would get 
                    faster. Second session faired better and I managed a 1'46.3 
                    as I started to get the hang of the track, Juan had gone faster 
                    again with a 1'43.8……… then on my final 
                    session of the day I had managed a 1'45.7 (Juan 1'43.4)…….. 
                    For the last session I let Juan loose on my ex Jim Moodie 
                    V&M Yamaha R6 to see what he thought of the suspension 
                    set up etc etc……. and Sammo was having a go of 
                    Juan's ex Kim Ashkenazi's Kawasaki ZX-6R…… both 
                    bikes had competed in the British Championship. Was just a 
                    little bit gutted (but not surprised) that he went quicker 
                    on the R6 than I had managed on his first go (1'44.5) and 
                    Sammo had done a 1'51 on the Kwacker first (and only) time 
                    out. Juan reckoned the bike set up was pretty much 'Bob On'……..Fettled 
                    the bike ready for tomorrow with a new set of Pirelli Super 
                    Corsa's that we had brought with us, changed the footpeg settings 
                    to a more comfortable position and changed the gearing, as 
                    it was revving out in top halfway down the long back straight 
                    again, so now I was using a 14 front tooth and 46 rear tooth 
                    sprockets…… Sammo had suggested I try and hold 
                    a gear longer round some of the corners as I had been screaming 
                    the nuts off it, as the bike revs like hell and is really 
                    peaky…… Feels like a 2 stroke. Our mate Dan turned 
                    up (he works in Toulouse) for a few hours, hadn't seen him 
                    since Christmas, cooked some pasta on the little stove that 
                    I brought (good job I did or we would have been buggered as 
                    we thought that we would have had a caravan) Had a few beers, 
                    then it started raining….. Had a good yarn, then Dan 
                    left after a while, so went and got showered, water stunk 
                    of sulphur, but at least it was hot……… crashed 
                    out at around 11pm.
                  
                    Tuesday 19th Feb - Day 5 (Test Day 2)
                  Didn't 
                    bother getting up till 8-30am, had been awake loads again 
                    in the night, as it's not that comfy in the van, it was misty 
                    again but this time it was really wet…… decided 
                    not to bother going out till it dried. Jumped on the scooter 
                    and headed into town to buy some croissants etc (while in 
                    France………) The scooter conked out while 
                    Sammo was on it and he had to push it back to the paddock…… 
                    stripped it down and couldn't figure out why there was no 
                    spark, although the spark plug cap fell to pieces so we pinched 
                    the one of the generator and it still didn't work……… 
                    Baffling. Missed the whole morning sessions because of the 
                    weather, but loads of others had gone out in it…… 
                    we didn't for more than one reason…….. NO fun 
                    in the rain at the best of times and there was nowhere we 
                    could dry our stuff when we got soaked. During the 2 hour 
                    lunch break (these frogs can eat!………) The 
                    boys in the paddock next to us (from Phoenix Motorcycles) 
                    had a go at sorting the scooter…… they found that 
                    the ignition switch was knackered, and hot wired it…… 
                    so at least it was working. Got ready to go out for the first 
                    afternoon session and started the bike to 'warm er up'……… 
                    Disaster!!…… It was making a hell of a weird noise……… 
                    It sounded like a load of pigeons in the airbox…… 
                    Bloody Hell.
                  Sammo 
                    recommended that I didn't use it, because it could be a tight 
                    cam or something that might cause permanent damage……… 
                    So I rang Jack Valentine on his mobile (the 'V' in V&M)…… 
                    told him what was going on, and he said to ring Steve (Steve 
                    Mellor the tuning guru…… the 'M' in V&M)…… 
                    He was out so I spoke to the head race mechanic, Paul. Let 
                    him listen to the bike over my mobile phone, because the noise 
                    was hard to describe, and he said it sounded like the bike 
                    was either blowing out air or sucking it in…… 
                    He suggested that I check that the spark plugs were sealing 
                    properly, check all the breather hoses to the cylinder head 
                    and carbs and the valve clearances…… Had to miss 
                    most of the sessions while I stripped the bike down. Had most 
                    of it stripped down by the time Juan and Sammo got back…… 
                    Sammo whipped the plugs out and we found that the sealing 
                    washers on two of them were blowing, so replaced the washers, 
                    banged them back in and started her up……… 
                    it was still doing it…… bollocks! Next up was 
                    to check all the breathers, and Sammo discovered that the 
                    Vacuum balance pipes to the carbs had gone really soft, were 
                    sucking in on themselves and the inside walls of the pipe 
                    were rubbing on each other making the noise. So we used the 
                    stiff braided hose from my brake fluid bleed kit to replace 
                    the rubber ones…… and problem solved!……….. 
                    yeee haarrrr. Got the bike back together and went out in the 
                    second last session of the day (my first one) and managed 
                    a best lap of 1'44.2 so quicker again my first time out. Juan 
                    had his time down to a 1'42.2 …………so 
                    2 seconds slower, which I thought was not bad…… 
                    seeing as how I felt that I was still all over the place and 
                    not very smooth, was taking more than one bite at a few corners 
                    which was obviously slowing me down.
                  Juan 
                    decided that was enough for him, but I went out in the last 
                    session…… so he and Sammo decided on watching 
                    me on the straight behind the pits……… Had 
                    a dice with a couple of blokes, one on a GSXR1000, and one 
                    of the track instructors on a Fireblade, they looked like 
                    they were having a play, while I was trying hard to keep up…… 
                    and they soon buggered off. After about 10 laps I was approaching 
                    the corner where the boys were watching and I noticed that 
                    there was an oil flag out……… Went round 
                    three corners and spotted nothing so got my head down and 
                    carried on………… unbeknown to me the 
                    oil had been dropped at the corner I was tipping in to…… 
                    Both Juan and Sammo were jumping up and down waving their 
                    arms for me to stop, but as I was watching where I was going 
                    I didn't notice them……… First I knew something 
                    was up was when I saw 4 bikes had crashed into the gravel 
                    trap, then I saw the oil……… but it was too 
                    late I was already committed to the corner, but I straightened 
                    up a bit and ………… whoooooooop……… 
                    the bike slid on the oil, but thankfully I managed to save 
                    it (more luck than judgement)…… pulled in straight 
                    after and called it a day. Started to get blisters on the 
                    toes of my gear change foot, which didn't help your concentration…… 
                    It's a bit of a clunky box on the ol' R6……… 
                    or maybe I've got china toes! In that session I had clocked 
                    a 1'43.6 which I was well pleased about and to get into the 
                    1'43's had been my target for the day…… Only 1.4 
                    seconds slower…… have to be happy about that. 
                    Have done 75 laps on the bike already, its not long racking 
                    the mileage up on the bastard and have to keep my eye on it. 
                    V&M recommend a total strip down and check every 750 miles, 
                    and a total rebuild every 1500 miles………… 
                    Ouch!…… and 75 laps equated to 170 miles already……… 
                    Ouch again! Didn't take long to fettle the bike ready for 
                    tomorrow, made some more pasta, then quoft a few beers in 
                    the hotel across the road. Got my head down at around 11pm 
                    and was really aching under my arms and in my legs……… 
                    was surprised at this as I've been training pretty hard as 
                    well, just goes to show why all the top riders train on motocross 
                    bikes…… there's no substitute for being on the 
                    bike, you use muscles you didn't know you had, especially 
                    when you start going faster.
                  
                    Wednesday 20th Feb - Day 6 (Test Day 3)
                  Alarm 
                    went off at 8-30am (no rush) jumped back into my quilt after 
                    I had a look, and saw that it was pissing down…… 
                    eventually dragged myself up an hour later and went on the 
                    'croissant run' on the scooter the the Hyper Marche (Supermarket). 
                    Had brekkie and sat in the Awning. It didn't look like it 
                    was going to clear up, was thinking about putting my wet tyres 
                    on and going out in it, with a few other of the brave souls 
                    who did, but I thought………… Na! Missed 
                    the whole of the morning session and by lunch break it looked 
                    like it might get better, but after lunch it started raining 
                    again……… bollocks, I felt that I had it 
                    in me to go a lot faster today, I felt I was eventually getting 
                    my head round it. It rained all day and never let up. Made 
                    some more pasta in the awning, then Juan tripped the electricity 
                    in the whole paddock, when he dropped water on one of the 
                    sockets we had……… oops!…… so 
                    there we were siiting in a draughty awning in the dark, in 
                    the pissing rain……… Oh happy days. Had to 
                    take the spark plug cap back off the scooter and put it back 
                    on the Genny and started that up to give us some leckie. Jumped 
                    in the back of a van of one of the other lads and went into 
                    town to a pub. A few hours later came back to the Awning to 
                    find my mobile phone swimming on top of a box where I had 
                    left it……… the awning guttering had leaked!……… 
                    phone stopped working…… Surprise, surprise…… 
                    It was too wet and windy to let Sammo sleep in the Awning, 
                    as there was the river of Babylon running through it, so we 
                    all jammed in the back of the van……… there 
                    wasn't much room, good job it's a handy size.
                  
                    Thursday 21st Feb - Day 7 (Test Day 4)
                  Got 
                    up, the sun was shining, but it was still piss wet through……… 
                    the boys from Phoenix motorcycles had gone, as the forecast 
                    for today had been the same as yesterday, but it looked like 
                    it was going to be wrong…… they must have thought 
                    the same as me, because they turned round and came back again. 
                    Jumped on the scooter and did the croissant run, while Sammo 
                    put the kettle (pot) on…… Tried to buy a spark 
                    plug cap while I was out, but this is definitely a 'one horse 
                    town' you have to dodge the tumbleweeds blowing through it……… 
                    and the language barrier didn't help either…… 
                    I knew what a spark plug was in french, but didn't know what 
                    'cap' was, so there I was doing charades……
                  The 
                    sun was out, and there was a slight breeze blowing, was hoping 
                    that it would dry the track, and sure enough it started to. 
                    Went out in the last morning session before lunch, but it 
                    was still too wet to try to hard, Juan had waited a couple 
                    of times for me to tuck in behind him, but I wasn't getting 
                    any feed back from the super corsa's that I had on, it felt 
                    like I was going round on roller skates (maybe should have 
                    changed to my wets) and I pulled in after only 4 laps after 
                    I had a slide onto the start/finish straight…… 
                    went back out, but only did 2 more laps and pulled in again…… 
                    Didn't want to push my luck, decided on waiting to see if 
                    it dried up… Juan stayed out and me and Sammo watched 
                    from pit lane. After dinner the track was nearly completely 
                    dry, apart from a damp patch on the first corner, just on 
                    the point where you tipped in…… Followed Juan 
                    again in the first afternoon session as we were first on to 
                    the track, but he went too fast too soon and I couldn't get 
                    my head round it…… as soon as I upped my own pace 
                    he had gone…… settled down and did 15 laps and 
                    dipped into the 1'42's for the first time with a 1'42.8 not 
                    before having a bit of a fright when I went around the outside 
                    of some geezer on an R1 on a fast 4th gear left hander and 
                    he went wide and nearly had me on the grass, I think he shit 
                    himself more than I did when he saw me…… Juan 
                    had managed his target for the day when he got into the 1'40's 
                    with a 1'40.3 even though neither of us got a clear run as 
                    there was quite a bit of traffic on the track. Had bandaged 
                    my toes up for this session, but could still feel the blisters, 
                    but had my knee down loads of times and thought 'Whay-Hay' 
                    first time that's happened in a while, not usually my style, 
                    but for the first time I felt comfortable with it happening. 
                    The half hour session ended and it was back in the pits, was 
                    pretty glad as I was starting to suffer from a bit of 'arm 
                    pump'. Sammo had been watching from out at the back of the 
                    track (courtesy of the scoot) and he said I was as fast as 
                    anyone on the fast 4th gear left hander and the first right 
                    hander that followed it, but was losing time on the next right 
                    hander, which I already knew, so he gave me a few pointers, 
                    which I took on board. I had been concentrating on shifting 
                    my bodyweight and being smooth more than anything, but its 
                    at tests like these you have to try everything together.
                  Second 
                    session of the afternoon, we decided, would probably be our 
                    last, as we wanted to get packed up while it was still daylight 
                    and get a good start on the journey home. We also wanted to 
                    change our boat tickets from Saturday at 0815 hrs to Friday 
                    night 2245 hrs, wouldn't have bothered, but didn't have the 
                    caravan to sleep in when we got to Cherbourg. This time out 
                    I asked Juan not to go so fast early on and build up to it, 
                    he said no problem and off we went………… 
                    warmed the tyres up for a lap and then the pace upped……… 
                    over the start/finish line my lap timer indicated 1'44.11…… 
                    Thought that was not a bad lap to get started, followed him 
                    through all the corners and was no more than five yards behind 
                    him at any one time……… noticed all the lines 
                    he was taking had been different than mine, as I've got an 
                    awful habit of apexing a corner way too early, these lines 
                    of Juan's were obviously a lot better because over the start/finish 
                    line my lap timer indicated 1'41.70……… Brilliant! 
                    My fastest lap of the whole week…… was well pleased 
                    even though didn't get a chance to look at it till we were 
                    on the back straight, it didn't feel like I was going that 
                    much quicker, but I'd just knocked 1 ½ seconds of my 
                    previous best. Kept following…… again no more 
                    than 5 to 10 yards behind, was learning something every lap 
                    and had the old knee sliders working at nearly every corner, 
                    which still surprised me, but I was enjoying it…… 
                    this is what I'd come for……… Next lap round 
                    it was 1'41.09 …… so faster again……… 
                    and it still didn't feel like it…… Passed a couple 
                    of bikes on the brakes at the end of the long straight, and 
                    going over the line it was 1'40.86 Great, I'd dipped into 
                    the 1'40's, next lap, was still tail grabbing him all the 
                    way round till we got to the last corner before the start/finish……… 
                    it's actually two corners taken in one (normally)…… 
                    we caught up with two blokes, Juan tried to go around the 
                    outside but I could see he was going to be blocked so I went 
                    up the inside and passed them all, was thinking not the best 
                    idea I'd had, because nearly every other time I had passed 
                    him before, man and machine had parted company, but seeing 
                    as I was ahead, I decided on having a go at staying there……… 
                    was trying pretty hard, but felt really smooth, crossing the 
                    line my lap timer said 1'39.57……… Jesus 
                    H Christ!…… wasn't expecting to see that, still 
                    felt really smooth and felt that I could go quicker…… 
                    had a quick look behind when I got to the back straight and 
                    couldn't believe I was about 100 yards ahead of Joo… 
                    (unbeknown to me his battery was going flat)…… 
                    was telling myself not to get carried away and keep concentrating, 
                    and over the line it was 1'39.37…… faster still. 
                    Juan had pulled in, and had posted his best lap of the week 
                    chasing me (1'39.60), I thought he was still behind and was 
                    expecting him at any time to dive up my inside, next few laps, 
                    I knew that I had gone slower after I had the back end stepping 
                    out once or twice……… knew that it was the 
                    tyres going 'off', confirmed with the next few laps being 
                    all 1'40's…… was surprised at myself for knowing 
                    the times I had posted before I had looked at the lap timer, 
                    I knew if it was going to be a 1'39 or '40 or '41……… 
                    decided before I have another go at it I would need new rubber 
                    on so decided enough was enough……… until 
                    I rounded the last corner and saw Paul Wilson (The instructor 
                    for 100% bikes) on his Fireblade rounding the first corner…… 
                    Decided on having a go at catching him for one lap, and half 
                    a lap later I was right up his chuff…… Down the 
                    long back straight, his Blade had the legs on my 600 (no substitute 
                    for cubes…… as they say)…… wanted 
                    to have a go at him on the anchors, and was committed to doing 
                    so when he pulled across right in front of me because he didn't 
                    know I was there………… I braked that 
                    hard the back wheel lifted off the deck, and the front number 
                    plate on my bike hit the exhaust on his and down I went……… 
                    I went over the handle bars in fact…… he stayed 
                    on. I'm pretty sure the bike landed on my leg as I landed 
                    on my left elbow, then watched the bike slide down the track…… 
                    was gutted! The bike slid on its crash protector mushrooms 
                    until it nearly stopped, then the tyres gripped, the bike 
                    stood up and fell on its other side!!……… 
                    I couldn't believe it, I was waiting for Jeremy Beadle to 
                    jump out……… Got to the bike and picked it 
                    up……… and gave it the old once over……… 
                    First thing was, that it had snapped the left hand bar off, 
                    and damaged the fairings, but luckily, not that much……… 
                    was well relieved, it could have been a lot worse, but was 
                    annoyed that I only had 4 corners to go till I pulled in, 
                    was also pissed off because I was sure I was on a 1'38 lap 
                    (you know when you know)…… pushed the bike to 
                    the pits, passed the 100% bikes garage on the way, stopped 
                    and spoke to Paul…… he said the first he knew 
                    somebody was there was when he was knocked sideways, had a 
                    quick look at his bike and saw that his micron end can and 
                    bracket were well squashed. I said that I braked that hard 
                    to avoid him I nearly head butted the seat unit on his bike 
                    the back wheel was so high! He wasn't bothered in the slightest 
                    that his bike had been damaged and I think it was just one 
                    of those things that happen when your racing. Sammo saw me 
                    pushing the bike in pit lane, and he and Juan arrived on the 
                    scooter, they pushed the bike back to the paddock while I 
                    rode the scoot back, I could feel my ankle swelling…… 
                    While I got my gear off Sammo put a spare bar on the bike 
                    (had me spares with me)…… Dismantled the Awning 
                    and packed (literally) everything into the van, couldn't believe 
                    it all went in again. Paul arrived on his 'go-ped' and to 
                    say ta-ra and said he'll see me at the MRO round at Brands 
                    Hatch…… he's riding a NSR500 Honda. Had a shower 
                    then we headed off north. Got a bit lost around Bordeaux, 
                    which put us off track for half an hour, and three hours later 
                    we decided to stop in a place called Saintes in a Formule 
                    1 Hotel…… cheap and cheerful (£15 per night 
                    per room…… Bargain!) The rooms in these hotels 
                    are small with a double bed with a single bunk bed above it. 
                    Didn't have the most comfortable night sleep, my whole left 
                    side was aching…… mainly ankle, elbow and hip……… 
                    Ouch!……… and I'd drawn the top bunk!…… 
                    took me five minutes to get up the little ladder!
                  Friday 
                    22nd Feb - Day 8
                  Got 
                    up at around 10-15am, still aching……… jumped 
                    in the van and headed North, decided on going the Tours, Le 
                    Mans route this time rather than going up the West coast. 
                    (Had a lap of the Le Mans course they use for the 24 hour 
                    race…… while we passed through) Juan did most 
                    of the driving in the M.Benz, he said he'd rather do it than 
                    sit there doing nothing, I didn't complain, ankle was still 
                    too sore to use the clutch anyway. (but Sammo had the odd 
                    go at crunching the gears). Phoned P&O from the back of 
                    the van and changed our tickets to the Friday night sailing. 
                    Got Juan's girfriend, Dawnio to change our boat tickets to 
                    go from Liverpool on the Saturday at 1900 hrs via the text 
                    on my phone. Got on the boat after a slight delay and booked 
                    a cabin as it was a force 8 blowing. Had a few beers, Sammo 
                    was looking a bit green under the gills, so told him to get 
                    his head down as it works for me when it's really rough……… 
                    wasn't long before we joined him……… it was 
                    pretty choppy.
                  Saturday 
                    23rd Feb - Day 9
                  Was 
                    up for 5-15am for breakfast, and if I knew what it was going 
                    to be like, I would have told them to shove it up their arse…… 
                    it was disgusting, only reason we went was because it was 
                    included in the price of the cabin…… got pulled 
                    by customs when we got off and they held us for a good half 
                    hour…… kept asking us if we had any ciggies in 
                    the van, we were dreading them asking us to unload it…… 
                    we had bought some wine, but had no fags… so they let 
                    us on our way…… and we headed North again to Chesterfield. 
                    It was bloody freezing and it snowed a couple of times, mainly 
                    on the M1 motorway, where we came across a few crashes……… 
                    thought Juan was taking the piss when the van started to lose 
                    power……… pulled in and stopped, could see 
                    air going up the fuel pipe to the injectors and that the in-line 
                    fuel filter was black…… Struggled up the motorway, 
                    while Sammo phoned a mate of his who replaced the fuel filters 
                    and bled the system. Got to Sammo's house, unloaded all Juan's 
                    stuff, and noticed me poor scooter had been damaged, all the 
                    weight on it had snapped the rear indicator off it and broke 
                    the front indicator panel….. shite!
                    Had originally planned on leaving my van at Sammo's, but will 
                    wait till he moves into his unit that he's getting. But might 
                    not after I weigh up what it will cost for train and taxi 
                    fares to and from the boat, and the piece of mind of bringing 
                    your stuff home, I've tried and tried to get van contents 
                    insurance, but to no avail…… The stuff I'm carrying 
                    in the back is worth at least twenty times what the van is.
                  Left 
                    Sammo's after the best shower I've had all week and drove 
                    to Liverpool for the ferry. When we got there it was really 
                    windy, they asked us how high my van was and said there was 
                    a maximum height limit of 2.2 metres…… I said 
                    my van was 2.2 metres…… so we got the tape measure 
                    out and it said………… 2.5 metres……… 
                    oops! So it was off up to Heysham to catch the 0215…… 
                    Bollocks. Both of us slept in the main lounge nearly the whole 
                    way across we were that knackered, and arrived back in the 
                    IOM at 0600 hrs Sunday morning…… couldn't wait 
                    to get in me own bed…… and dived in it at about 
                    0730……
                  All 
                    in all a good trip, definitely worth going, would have probably 
                    taken me 3 or 4 meetings to get up to the pace I'm at now……… 
                    just hope that I can keep it going…… might do 
                    it again next year, but we might go further South and go to 
                    Valencia in Spain, get the ferry to Bilbao or the like for 
                    that one though……… Next up, Brands Hatch 
                    on the 9th and 10th March……… Have to give 
                    the Benz the old once over as well…… we did 2,114 
                    miles in it, and there'll be a lot more to add to that the 
                    next few weeks…… I'm getting back ache just thinking 
                    about it……
                  So, 
                    tune in next time for another very exciting, bits falling 
                    off, faster than Kinnish episode of……………… 
                    Tommy Clucas Racing.