Jurby 
                    South Road Race, Isle of Man - 13th July 2002
                  Jurby 
                    South Road Race
                  Had 
                    everything in the van still in the van from the Southern 100 
                    Road Races, and hoped I had everything ready to go…… 
                    left to go to Jurby at around 10 o'clock in the morning, picking 
                    up, again, The Wad en route… The sun was shining and 
                    there was hardly a breath of wind blowing, which is just what 
                    the doctor ordered……… its been a top week 
                    for sunshine so far…… and no mistake.
                  Got 
                    to Jurby and thought about not putting the Awning up seeing 
                    as how it was a top day, but decided on doing it anyway…… 
                    more for a wind break than anything else…… the 
                    weather up Jurby can change……… well, like 
                    the wind! Didn't take long to do it as we have done it that 
                    many times now…… it's a breeze…… no 
                    pun intended.
                  Had 
                    entered 3 races today, all scheduled for 6 laps of this bumpy 
                    4.25 mile road circuit…… both the 1300cc Open 
                    Solo events (Races 1&3) and the 600cc Open Race (Race 
                    5), which is always the one I want to do best in…… 
                    surprise, surprise, seeing as how it's a 600cc R6 Yamaha that 
                    I'm clinging on to. Had Stu Bainborough coming to help me 
                    again today, both he and the Wad have been a godsend this 
                    past week and I couldn't have done it without them…… 
                    it's at times like these that you ever wonder how you manage 
                    on your own. Also had my mate Juan 'Fast as F**k' Kinnish 
                    tipping up to help as he was on the Island and his knowledge 
                    on bike set up being considerably better than mine, I thought 
                    that this would be……' well handy like'.
                  Had 
                    the bike all fettled ready after the last race on Thursday 
                    at Billown, before packing it in the van…… I had 
                    changed the gearing on the bike to what I would have used 
                    at the Dundrod circuit, confirmed by Jason Griffith's mechanic, 
                    Tom Dickie…… so at least it would be somewhere, 
                    there or thereabouts…… Have been concentrating 
                    on just using the No 1 bike as it has been a lot harder than 
                    I thought setting this suspension up to suit me…… 
                    I know I had Moodie's settings on for the Southern 100, but 
                    the bike still wasn't handling the way I would have liked 
                    it…… still wobbling and weaving all over the shop…… 
                    some one mentioned to me at the Southern presentation on Thursday 
                    night that a few people had said that I looked out of shape 
                    in loads of places………… That's because 
                    I was mate…… Even on the straights I wasn't getting 
                    that much of a rest…… suspension set up for the 
                    roads is far more critical than it is on a race track, where 
                    you can get away with murder. Signed on, put the bikes through 
                    scrutineering and got my kit checked…… all the 
                    usual stuff done., then put some rip offs on my helmet, something 
                    you've got to have when road racing.
                  Was 
                    called for the first of two practise sessions, so was about 
                    second out on the road…… Chris had my lap timer 
                    beacon switched on just after the holding area, so I would 
                    get a time for everything apart from the last lap, which would 
                    have to do…… Have only been on this track once 
                    and that was only my third ever race meeting on the Island 
                    when I was a Novice, back in May 2000, but had a pretty good 
                    idea where I was going… Had previously done a couple 
                    of laps on the open road a few days before on the Road & 
                    Track Motorcycles R6 Yamaha to familiarize myself with it……… 
                    so got my head down and cracked on…… it was a 
                    lot bumpier at a faster pace than I remembered it and on my 
                    second lap went in a bit too hot at Jurby West Corner and 
                    under braking the back wheel lifted way off the deck as I 
                    crested a bump, went for the safe option of taking the slip 
                    road, and one of my now customary (so it seems) 6 point turns 
                    ensued……… oops. This let a few past me, 
                    so got my head down again and had passed them all but one 
                    by the time we got to Cronk Corner…… was still 
                    really having to fight the bike all the way round again, apart 
                    from on the smooth bits…… Had Dave Black pop his 
                    head into see me and he gave me a few tips and said that I 
                    would have to be taking both the left hand kink and the next 
                    right hand corner after that, at the end of the long start 
                    straight, flat out in top……and where to apex it…… 
                    its easier said than done…… managed the left hand 
                    kink in 6th gear ok, but for the first practise only took 
                    the next one in 5th…… there was a traveling Marshall's 
                    bike on the road here and it put me off a tad…… 
                    and I was wanting to stay on it. Pretty much struggled all 
                    the way round especially through the 'Pillbox' section where 
                    the bike was slapping all over the place…… not 
                    good, this is the area that is closest to the pits entrance 
                    and the spectators and pit crew are that close to the action 
                    you can see how fast it really is…… so much so 
                    and cos they weren't expecting it, my little nieces burst 
                    out crying when the first bikes went past, even my twin brother 
                    who was over on holiday and had never watched before couldn't 
                    believe it. The chequered flag came out after only four laps, 
                    so it was back to the paddock.
                  Juan 
                    had watched from the pit straight and had noticed a few things 
                    on the way the bike was behaving and said he thought it was 
                    still too set up on its nose…… and have to drop 
                    the ride height on the back and drop the forks back down the 
                    top yoke to level the bike……… so he set 
                    about doing this, and I backed off the steering damper, slow 
                    speed and high speed compression damping to half what it was, 
                    making a shed load of notes on the way…… Stu also 
                    changed the gearing on the rear sprocket by going down another 
                    tooth, as I'm sure it would pull it down the long straight, 
                    especially if I was draughting somebody, but to be honest, 
                    didn't think I'd be in a 1000cc machine's slipstream for that 
                    long. Checked the lap timer and had best time of 2 '35.78 
                    which is probably 5 seconds faster than I had managed on the 
                    R1 back in May 2000, but was still really shit considering…… 
                    Was near enough straight out in my second practise session, 
                    had the back end done but had no time to drop the forks down, 
                    so I went out and tried what we had done…… on 
                    the warm up half lap as I tipped into the first corner, noticed 
                    straight away that the bike behaved differently, it felt some 
                    much more neutral and I didn't have to fight it as much, confirmed 
                    by the fact that I could take that big balls right hander 
                    after the start straight in 6th gear, albeit feathering the 
                    throttle, but knew that it would be pinned to the stop come 
                    race time…… was still a little flighty through 
                    the Pillbox section, but I'm sure that was half my fault with 
                    being in the wrong line and not snicking up a gear early enough. 
                    Managed another 4 laps before the flag came out again, and 
                    crossing the line I thought I'd have another go at taking 
                    those two corners flat out this time, but halfway down the 
                    start straight………… Disaster!……… 
                    The bike lost power and was making a loud noise……… 
                    I slowed right down and my first thoughts were that it had 
                    dropped a valve or I'd blown the exhaust pipes out of the 
                    manifold it was that noisy…… was gutted……… 
                    but it was the first time that the bike had let me down…… 
                    toured back to the pits. The boys had 'what the f**k' looks 
                    on their faces…… and I had a ' don't f**king know' 
                    on mine…… checked the bike over and found that 
                    one of the expansion chambers on the exhaust down pipes was 
                    missing and it had ripped a hole in the other one……… 
                    bollocks…… how the hell did that happen…… 
                    so decision time…… either get the No 2 bike ready, 
                    which meant changing a hell of a lot to get it ready for Jurby 
                    spec or swap the exhaust systems round, these weren't the 
                    same either as my No 1 bike has a 60mm laser system fitted 
                    and the No 2 a 50mm Akrapovic…… Decided on the 
                    latter, as I needed to set up my No 1 bike before anything……… 
                    so the boys set about dismantling both bikes…… 
                    even had a couple of the scrutineers passing the spanners. 
                    It didn't help much that the bike was boiling hot and we all 
                    burned ourselves on it more than once…… checked 
                    my lap timer and I was 8 seconds a lap quicker, doing 2 '27's…… 
                    a massive improvement, only 6 or 7 seconds off Milky Quayle's 
                    600cc lap record………I felt that I had been 
                    putting the same amount of effort in for both practices and 
                    just because of a few suspension changes my lap time had tumbled, 
                    but, I was still rolling the throttle in places where I know 
                    I shouldn't have been and as soon as the bike starts to behave 
                    better I will be trying harder, for sure……… 
                    the tweaks Juan had made had obviously worked…… 
                    so now we knew that we were going in the right direction……… 
                    If the bike had been handling as well as this at the Southern 
                    100, I would have gone sooo much quicker…… but 
                    Rome wasn't built in a day as they say…… Race 
                    1 was called and we were nowhere near getting ready so that 
                    was that missed……… bollocks again..
                  The 
                    boys worked flat out to get the bike ready for Race 3 and 
                    it had been called and we still weren't finished, there was 
                    bits of bike, spanners and sockets all over the place, god 
                    only knows how but we made it just in time…… Juan 
                    also dropped the ride height on the rear again, and managed 
                    to do the forks as well this time to help with the stability…… 
                    was hoping that everything was tightened up, but you've got 
                    to have faith in your team, so I put that to the back of my 
                    mind…… was also hoping that this exhaust system 
                    wouldn't upset the carburetion on the bike and it would run 
                    okay…… went out on the warm up half lap and settled 
                    on my spot on the second row for this 6 lap race…… 
                    (was looking forward to the 600cc Race cos I was on Pole for 
                    that one)…… and when the flag dropped, I got a 
                    really good start and was up to second behind Gary Carswell 
                    on his big Suzuki Gixer 1000…… by the time we 
                    were in fourth gear, Big 'H' on his Gixer thou' blasted past 
                    me and there was nothing I could do but watch them pull away, 
                    but still, I was in third place and holding my own…… 
                    approaching the 'ballsy' right hander, flat out in top, decided 
                    on keeping it pinned to the stop all the way round, but the 
                    two lads in front were skimming the newly cut grass hedge 
                    and the wind blast of them going past meant I was showered 
                    with grass which made me roll the throttle a bit and they 
                    pulled further away……… got to Ballavarran 
                    Corner and Pete 'Hound Dog' Hounsell, on his R1 Yamaha showed 
                    me his front wheel, on the brakes…… actually he 
                    went in a bit too hot, and because of this I let him in, (he 
                    apologised later), said he had to get past because I would 
                    have held him up through the Pillbox section, but he actually 
                    held me up for the first part of it, then powered away on 
                    the straight. He pulled quite a few yards on me and into the 
                    second lap along the huge straight it was still the same position 
                    wise with me holding fourth, when the red flags came out and 
                    we were all held at Ballavarran Corner…… turns 
                    out that John Crellin and Barry Wood had crashed at Killane…… 
                    a notoriously bad spot on the course…… nothing 
                    serious though I was told, although it was a huge crash…… 
                    the marshals there told me Johns bike hit the hedge, took 
                    off and flew 60 yards through the air……wow. If 
                    I hadn't seen where it landed I would never have believed 
                    it. We were held for absolutely ages, then were sent back 
                    to the paddock, only to get the tyre warmers on, fuel checked, 
                    then they called us out again. So it was back out on the warm 
                    up half lap to the grid…… On the restart, which 
                    was reduced to 4 laps, got another good start, but this time 
                    Big 'H' got a better one than before and I watched as he and 
                    Gary approached the fast left hand kink side by side…… 
                    then Hound Dog blasted past me again…… all the 
                    while I was thinking, just wait till the 600 race ya bastards……… 
                    again the grass was blowing off the hedge…… Posted 
                    two 2' 27 laps for the first two, having to stand on the footrests 
                    most of the way from Jurby West Corner to Cronk Corner it 
                    was that bumpy…… but then decided that I wasn't 
                    going to push that much harder to make up the ground on Hound 
                    dog, so I knocked it off a tad for the last two laps……… 
                    had a look on the last lap at Ballavarran Corner, and saw 
                    somebody a 100 or so yards behind, but said to myself that 
                    he wouldn't catch me before the finish and sure enough got 
                    to the flag in 4th (first 600 home)…… had a look 
                    to see who had been catching me and there was no-one there, 
                    and didn't really think that much more about it.Got back to 
                    the paddock, found that I was in the prize money again, so 
                    that was not too bad, my last 3 races have earned me a few 
                    quid, not a lot though, beer money if nothing else…… 
                    Juan suggested we try and drop the rear ride height again 
                    and did it ready for the 600 race, which I was well looking 
                    forward to, had the bike all ready and then was informed that 
                    the meeting might have to be cancelled because both Ambulances 
                    had gone to the hospital, because someone else had crashed 
                    on the last lap……again, at Killane. Time was a 
                    pressing and because of having no doctor or Ambulances at 
                    the circuit, they abandoned the rest of the meeting…… 
                    so only half the races were run…… bollocks…… 
                    didn't get chance to try the suspension changes we had made, 
                    Juan reckoned this time it should prove better again…… 
                    but alas, thundering down Bray Hill at the Manx GP may be 
                    the first time I try them…… Left the team to pack 
                    up while I went round the circuit with Big 'H' and Chris Heyes 
                    as we had been selected to clear the course……… 
                    when we got to Killane we found out what had happened on the 
                    last lap, apparently, Brian Kneale had crashed heavily behind 
                    me, that was why there was no-one there when I crossed the 
                    line and had a look…… He was taken to hospital, 
                    and it looked a bit dodgy for a while, but it turns out he 
                    should be ok.
                  Got 
                    back to the van eventually and the team had it all loaded 
                    up, ready to rock……… Top Banana's………… 
                    Now that I've had them this week, I don't want to be without 
                    them…… if I had been on my own today, I would 
                    never have changed the exhaust on my own in time and would 
                    have had to trot back home in the van……… 
                    Also got the nod on my start number for the Newcomers Manx 
                    Grand Prix…………… No 18……… 
                    which I think is a f**king disgrace…… seeing as 
                    how the 5 Irish lads that are doing it are ………. 
                    You guessed it………. 1,2,3,4 & 5……… 
                    yeah, they really know how to look after their own……… 
                    God know's what my numbers are going to be for the Junior 
                    and Senior…… I'd have preferred to be somewhere 
                    nearer, or at the front and run my own race…… 
                    and if anyone came past me……… well, fair 
                    play to them………
                  Anyway, 
                    got a lot of fettling to do to get the bikes back how they 
                    were and get them all ready for the Manx Grand Prix, may do 
                    a track day beforehand or sommat, but don't know for sure 
                    yet…… but will be getting some miles in on the 
                    Road & Track Motorcycles R6 Yamaha, now that I've only 
                    got the TT course to concentrate on…… bring it 
                    on.
                  So 
                    tune in for another very exciting, sun cracking the pavements, 
                    wobbling all over the gaff episode of………………………… 
                    Tommy Clucas Racing.